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posted by admin on Dec 12

The new Burger king ad where they film people’s reactions to supposedly no longer serving the Whopper. People aren’t angry because they are devoted to the Whopper, they’re angry because they are being lied to! It’d be like walking into Best Buy for a DVD and being told Best Buy doesn’t sell DVD’s any more. That is such an impossibility the only decision is they are lying to you. And these people were being lied to! They don’t give a shit about some stupid ass ad campaign they just want a god damn Whopper before they go back to work.

This doesn’t make me want a Whopper, it makes me want to punch a smug Burger King ad exec in the face.

posted by admin on Dec 4

The two biggest problems facing the country: Social Security and Health Care.

The media complains the government has no plans for dealing with these problems but as usual the media misses the point. The problems solve themselves!

Too many people will soon be eligible for Social Security but as more and more lose health care they will soon die off thus solving the problem. It’s win-win. Unless you happen to be over 65.

And those the health care system doesn’t get will be knocked off spreading democracy to the world.

We’re in good hands.