Archive for April, 2008

posted by admin on Apr 30

I’ve played a bit of GTA IV and my favorite part of the game is how it utterly and completely destroys the current review system for video games. The idea of assigning a numeric value to this game based on normal evaluation methods is simply ludicrous. It has so many flaws but creates a deep experience much greater then the sum of its parts.

Controls: Shitty. You can’t possibly debate this. The controls in the series have more or less gone unchanged since GTA III which is pretty astounding considering how much time has passed between games and how awful the controls are. Characters move generally the way you intend them, driving it’s pretty much impossible to have a feel for the handle of the car (leading to many, many unintended crashes, pedestrian killings, and flights off of cliffs), and the targeting system during fire fights borders on ancient. The inevitable mission where the loose controls screw you out of victory is always looming around the corner. Yet, somehow, the game is fun to play. Sticking with the mission formula allows the game play to be very rewarding.

So now I’m trying to figure out why the game is being hailed as one of the greatest of all time. They haven’t even fixed several significant flaws of the series. The easy answer is the immense, immersive world they’ve created. Stories are all over the place highlighting the similarities between Liberty City and NYC, praising the pop culture parodies pervading the world, and the independent AI of cities residents. The attention to detail is mind-blowing in this artificial world, I even spent several minutes watching TV. I’ll say that again, I spent part of today watching TV inside a video game. A stand-up routine by a Ricky Gervais-esque comedian. It was hilarious. But I don’t think this makes GTA IV a great video game. No, it’s not the gameplay, not the world but the writing.

Now I’ve only played a small portion of this enormous game but the improvement in the writing is astounding and not receiving enough attention. Niko is easily the deepest, most interesting protagonist of the series. An eastern European immigrant with a complicated past, Niko feels past redemption making him perfectly willing to take on the worst jobs in organized crime. Tension fills every cut scene and the main missions always seem to involve a kill or be-killed scenario.

Niko’s bosses often throw subordinates to the wolves creating an atmosphere where any mission might be a set-up to get you killed. I’m hopeful they can continue this feeling deep into the game without creating boredom through repetition.

New technology pushes the game up a notch but it’s the artistic evolution that sets the game apart. Giving GTA IV a 10/10 or an A+ is laughable. The game shatters the old standards for what a game can be.

All this should be taken with one caveat: Bioshock is better and they did it first. And yes, the title of this post is a reference to Aladdin.

posted by Mike on Apr 28

Grand Theft Auto IV releases midnight tonight. I’ll be at a fancy release party (aka: asleep in my bed or out drinking) but felt I should post my thoughts before playing to see how the game lives up to the hype. Fortunately, the new Penny Arcade comic took care of that for me!

To dig a little deeper, the freedom presented by the game offers something too akin to real life for my tastes. Sure you have the freedom to (mostly) do whatever you want while occasionally receiving objectives but you know what, I play that game every god damn day. I’m playing your game to not do that kind of shit for a while. 

That being said tomorrow afternoon my copy arrives from Amazon. They have my $60 so I guess Rockstar won that game.

posted by admin on Apr 27

So much work to do.

posted by Mike on Apr 26

With A Microphone.

With A Microphone.

posted by Mike on Apr 26

Last night I checked out the new Harold and Kumar movie with a couple friends and for the most part it did not disappoint. Fortunately, they kept the call-backs to the previous movie at a minimum since most of the jokes you’ve seen before anyway. The plot is as thin as they come but that’s alright since it’s just an excuse to have the two friends challenge or reinforce every stereotype in existence.

I understand why they did it but I really wish the ad campaigns weren’t so NPH heavy. Once again he steals the movie and having seen so much of his role already kind of spoiled it.  

Some non-spoiler highlights: grape soda, cockmeat sandwich, Harold in college, bottomless party and the song below. If all the movie did was introduce me to this song I’d have considered it a rousing success but enough jokes hit the mark it well worth seeing.

Shocker: The trailer for Pineapple Express played before the movie.

So did The Dark Knight trailer. Holy shit.

posted by Mike on Apr 26

All week long I’ve been hearing the Rams are taking Dorsey at #2. I was happy with this. But today I start hearing Chris Long talk. Chris Long will probably be a solid pro but Dorsey is a freak of nature destined for a long NFL career. 

We’ll see what happens, I’m hoping they take Dorsey, obviously. Long makes me nervous, I think he may have overachieved some in college and sometimes that catches up with you.

posted by admin on Apr 26

After a good run with blogger, I’ve brought my blog home!

Through a combination of voodoo, animal sacrifice and Wordpress I’ve taken control. Please forgive the infrequent posts/random site changes as I figure out what I want to do and what all these fancy web tools are capable of. You may also notice the site has ads. I’m not going to tell you to click on them but if you don’t it really says something about you.

posted by admin on Apr 13

Rolling Stone (magazine) always has a page of must-see/download/listen songs and videos but they are always un-fucking-released when I get the magazine. I know working for a music publication makes you super hip (and super knowledgeable about politics) but your magazine is fucking worthless to me if I can’t immediately access what you write about.

And no review of the new R.E.M. album in the latest issue? Congratulations, your magazine eats my shit.

posted by admin on Apr 3

The third installment of XKCD’s ‘Journal Saga’ popped up out of nowhere yesterday. Some of the strongest work on the site, I hope a fourth installment will eventually come out. Two immensly intersting characters, clearly meant for each other, in a battle of wits.

Journal

Journal 2

Journal 3

The first two are amusing but the third introduces the brilliant idea that these two people will have normal lives aside from these intense confrontations with each other. Some day the flirting has to step up to the next level. I think it taps into a primal desire that no matter what you are doing there’s something else, or someone else, out there that defines who you truly are. If I could understand what appeals to me about this I think I would deepen the understanding of myself.

That’s pretty impressive from stick figures.

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